Oh penis christ!!😀😨😱 β€” literally-the-moon: un-poco-locos-tacos: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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prettybluescarf

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

frostyknickers

me as a discovery

slavetomyheadcanon

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

spam-bot

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

starfleetrambo

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eyjoey

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Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

tisfan

thank you @agentliz

northeast-artist98

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

findyouranchorpoint

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

ranger027

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

un-poco-locos-tacos

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

literally-the-moon

Imagine just sitting on your couch one day, not bothering anyone, and then some fucking aliens burst into your home with the brightest light you’ve ever seen and just start roasting you.